Finance for Early Risers

Submitted by Mark

Gary has a live talk show on Sunday mornings @ 7am-8am on 1210am. It's an investment program for people who are starting out. I have enclosed a picture of Gary getting into the show during a live broadcast.

 I'm not sure, but I think the call went something like this:

Gary: Hello, Joe from South Philly
Joe: Hey guys, longtime listener and first time caller.
Gary: Thanks Joe, what can I do you for.
Joe: Yeah, the Eagles stink. They need more help on the line!
Gary: Uh Joe, this isn't sports talk this is investment talk.
Joe: And they have to let McNabb throw more!
Gary: Okay Joe, maybe you don't get the point...
Joe: And the LaSalle Basketball program stinks too!
Gary: Now wait just a minute! Speedy Morris is the best coach ever, and if they run the triangle offense, they have a legit shot at the NCAA Tourney or at least the finals in the NIT. Damn Joe, where do you get off! Have some pride in the big five teams and...
Caller: Okay, Okay. Can you recommend a good bond?